These Would Have Been The Nigerian Names Of These Foreign Celebrities

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1. Kanye West

With all that creativity in him and multiple sources of income, we’ll say Kanye is Igbo. He’s obviously looking for more investors to load his containers and bring more goods. From the way he treats his bae sef, you’ll know.

2. Beyonce 

Queen Beyonce is Ijaw, probably from Bayelsa state. She’ll post a word text on Instagram about the government and oil and all that.

3. Kim Kardashian West

Kim Kardashian West is definitely Yoruba. That ass is a living evidence and you need no other evidence.

4. Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj is one of those Urhobo babes that change their names when they hit the jackpot or make it big.

5. Drake

Drake obviously looks like one of those fine boy mallams that grew up abroad and came back to Nigeria. Still a Fulani boy

6. Jay-Z

Jay-Z has to be Igbo too. Those lips are the same ones he uses to tell the girls that he will spoil them silly.

7. Serena Williams

All that power at tennis is useful for something else, and it’s not from us you’ll hear it. She’s Efik

8. Michelle Obama

Michelle is one of our Tiv sisters from Benue state. Roger that?

9. Ciara 

Ciara is most definitely one of those fine as hell Hausa babes that everyone can’t get enough of. Always slaying!

10. Future

Because Edo guys are petty as hell, say hello to our Edo brother, Future.

11. Barack Obama 

President Barack Obama will make brains as a Yoruba man. He was probably one of the demons breaking hearts at a younger age.

Whose name fits the most? Let us know in the comment box below. You may want to see here how we envisioned Nigerian celebs when they were in secondary school.